Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Reason 821 Why Ebert Rocks

Posted in Movies by Chris at 19:26

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

He’s at his best when a movie truly annoys him. In my opinion, they should keep Gitmo open just so we can stick Bay and Ratner in there for crimes against humanity.

Monday, 25 May 2009

This is pretty fantastic

Posted in Awesome by Chris at 18:16

Thursday, 14 May 2009

Jamie’s Pasta

Posted in Cooking, Recipes by Chris at 18:22

The name’s actually still in the works, but it was lovely and i want
to write this down before i forget what i did that tasted so good

Ingredients:
1.5lb ground beef (extra lean)
1 egg
1 lb penne rigate
1/2 head garlic, chopped
1 med. onion, chopped
8oz mushrooms, sliced
fresh basil
~.75 tbsp garlic powder
~.75 tbsp onion powder
3 tbsp worchestershire sauce
~pint heavy cream
1tbsp olive oil
1/2 can vegetable broth
splash of citrus soy sauce
1 tsp black pepper
some salt
1 can (28 oz) crushed tomatoes
1 cup frozen peas
some red wine
2 lemons

cook the penne in lightly salted water until al dente, set aside (may
do this while meat is cooking)
in mixing bowl, combine ground beef, egg, garlic powder, onion powder,
worchestershire sauce, soy sauce. mix by hand. brown in large
skillet.
add mushroom, onion, and garlic to cooking beef
when veggies are cooked to satisfaction, add 1/2 can of vegetable broth
add crushed tomatoes tomatoe
stir in heavy cream and red wine to tomatoe meat mixture
heat marinara until it bubbles, then turn down to simmer
salt to taste (pepper if you want, too)
add peas and basil. stir
juice the lemons. Add first lemon at beginning of cooking. Add rest throughout.

Add wine, lemon, seasoning to taste as it simmers.

simmering for 30 min or more makes it taste better, but it’s ready to
serve as soon as the peas are unfrozen. this amount will probably
serve 6-ish, depending on the size of plates and seconds.
theoretically, it could serve 8, but 5 is a guarantee.

CMo Stirfry #1

Posted in Cooking, Recipes by Chris at 18:19

Ingredients:
4 chicken breasts, cut into strips
marinate breasts in mixture of soy, ponzu, teriyaki (2 kinds - soy vey and maruchan/kikoman), some hui hui, and touch of sriraccha

veggies:
1/2 onion, chopped
1/3-1/2 cup carrot, chopped
5 cloves of garlic, thinly sliced
broccoli florets (as much as you want)
1/3-1/2 cup frozen peas
1 tbsp unsalted butter
add seasoning to taste (i used cajun and salt)

noodles: somen, the thin spaghetti asian noodles

Directions:
all concurrently:
cook meat in iron skillet, set aside as finished
cook onions and carrots in separate skillet - this will be stir fry skillet
after they are well browned, turn to simmer, add garlic and brocolli
pour 1/2 remaining marinade over veggies
cook noodles
deglase meat pan with *red* wine sauce
pour meat sauce over veggies
drain noodles, add to stir fry skillet
add peas, red pepper flakes, remaining marinade
stir noodles to mixture until peas are cooked

can add meat if you want or keep separate

Taste is wonderful, cost is low. Good times. 5/5

Saturday, 9 May 2009

Texts from last night

Posted in Humor by Chris at 23:08

Go read. It’s everything FML wants to be, but isn’t. As in, actually funny and not filled with obvious setup jokes from the 1950s.

Only downside is that the diptards don’t have an RSS feed. Ijits.

Sunday, 19 April 2009

The most amazing point of 2009

Posted in Awesome, Tennis by Chris at 23:16

If you can watch this and not be in awe of Nadal then … you must not be a tennis player. Djoker was doing great too, but JFC, Nadal is a force of nature.

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

Once more into the breach

Posted in Tennis by Chris at 21:50

It’s about that time again…
Once More into the breach

Just to prep for my trip to TX. The two orange ones are my current co-lead favs and need to be strung. In addition to these 6, I have 2 more that need a redo so I can better judge the quality, but I’m going to play those out a bit more until I don’t feel like a jackass cutting out super nice strings (gut and poly) that I just happened to string at too low of a tension. I know, I know, sunk cost and all… wev.

Update: done!
Once more ... done

Side note: somehow the pumpkin racquets (the orange ones below) are amazingly heavy. I never noticed before, and I love the racquets, but they’re actually heavier than the notoriously heavy K90 (the Sampras/Federer racquet… well, public versions. There’s a public new “Sampras” racquet that is actually heavier but I digress). Anyway, truly a racquet for a beast. A beast like ME.

Sunday, 5 April 2009

Slightly Frustrating

Posted in Narcissism, Tennis by Chris at 23:16

… is having the 4th nice day in the past 5 weeks come along and you have to cut your planned second-day marathon tennis practice session short because of … blisters.

Seriously?!? I’ve got calluses up to (points chin) here, I religiously go and see Miss Rosy Palm, and now you lay some soft hand shit down on me? Why, tennis gods, why?!? (Proper form is a bitch, I guess.) I did play until the one in the heel of my palm burst and I got blood all over my overgrip so it wasn’t a 30 second surrender, but still… Captain Never Enough strikes again!

Oh, and I’m back to getting nice and red in approximately 0.7 minutes of sunshine apparently.

Other than that, it was a great day. Seriously. Ghostfinger was awesome and we got lots of time together. We fed a squirrel some grapes (and my still good-and planned to be eaten-peanuts!). Saw some cool birds. Watched stuff. It was cool.

Oh, also: nuskin or superglue are pretty good, athletic or medical tape not so much. I only had tape on the courts, so I alternately cut off blod flow to my hand and/or got blood all over the racquet. Good times. Problem with nuskin is that everything smells like that stuff for at least 7 hours after you put it on. Dinner? Nuskin. Toothpaste? Nuskin.

White Chili Chicken

Posted in Cooking, Recipes by Chris at 18:01

Ingredients:

1-1.5 lb chicken breast, cut into small bits
7 oz canned green chiles
14.5 oz diced tomoatoes with chiles (e.g. Ro-tel)
1 can chicken broth
14oz ~ (1 bottle) salsa verde (alternatively - you can use tomatillos, though that changes the end flavor)
1 can white beans
1 onion
4 cloves of garlic
1 jalapeno
2 ears of corn
1 tsp+ coriander seed
1 tsp+ cumin
1 tsp+ oregano
1 tbsp sour cream (regular)
1 lime
salt
pepper

Note: on my first try, I made double the amounts above. It’s a good thing I like it because, doubled, this serves about 30 people.

Steps:

1. Cut the chicken. Season it to your taste (I used salt, pepper, and cajun seasoning). Cook and set aside
2. Chop the onion and jalapeno (de-seed the jalapeno), dice the garlic
3. In a big pot (5qts+, 3qts is fine if making a standard batch as above), brown the onion, garlic, and jalapeno
4. Add the tomatoes, broth, green chiles, salsa verde, seasoning. Bring to a soft boil and then turn down to simmer. Let simmer for 5-10 mins.
5. While simmering, cut the kernels off the corn, set aside.
6. Add the chicken, beans, and corn. Season to taste. Squeeze 1/2 the lime in. Simmer 5-10 minutes.
7. Add the sour cream and squeeze the last 1/2 lime.
8. Let simmer for “a while”, season to taste

Serve with tortillas, sour cream (if you like), and cheese.

Total food cost: ~$15 (1/2 of that is the meat)
Serves: 10-ish. Verrrry affordable.

Review: 4/5. Excellent! It’s only moderately spicy; keep the jalapeno seeds and add a dash of cayenne if you want to make this actually spicy. This soup/stew/chili is sort of the companion piece to my Garlic Stew (with Other Bits), in the meat + bean + verde semi-spicy things category, and it’s just as delightful. The flavor is wholly different from the GSwOB - much lighter, with an electric zing rather than the heavy, round, wallop in the beef stew. I found it delicious and plan on having it many more times. Which I have to because, see note above.

A standard serving size should run you ~260-300 calories, not including the tortilla(s), extra sour cream, or cheese you may add.

Saturday, 14 March 2009

View From My Window

Posted in Misc by Chris at 15:29

… mine involves Danger Squirrel, a tree rat so daring, so determined, so mutated that it can hang by it’s rear toes from a branch while it pilfers the bird feeder. Behold!

danger squirrel01

Thursday, 5 March 2009

CH Prank War 7

Posted in Awesome, Humor by Chris at 11:47

Love this one

WWL - Maryhill Winemaker’s Red 2006

Posted in Misc by Chris at 09:09

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Maryhill Winemaker’s Red 2006. ~$15

Well rounded blend of reds, the resulting wine was full, smooth, and tasty. Not too acidic or harsh, it was a perfect compliment to salad and marinara pasta. It was a complex flavor without being overbearing, without any real variation in sensation from early taste to aftertaste.

Thursday, 12 February 2009

This one’s for SWo and Dad

Posted in Awesome, Humor by Chris at 01:28

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

I think this hamster could have a career in the Valley

Posted in Awesome by Chris at 13:14

Time for some Whimsy

Posted in Cool, Humor by Chris at 01:54

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