Kroger Lets Shoppers Pay Via Fingerprint

What do we have here? A hard-charging latecomer to the Worst Ideas of 2002 category. Mmm… Panopticon. Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to have fingerprint scanners at the grocery store? Further, what retarded assmunches would actually give their fingerprint?!

Come on, y'all. If we can't even beat the supermarkets in the anti-Panopticon, who the hell can we beat?