Archive for January, 2003

Friday, 31 January 2003

Seeking Execution, Ashcroft Overrules Plea Deal

Posted in Grrr... by Chris at 00:00

Seeking Execution, Ashcroft Overrules Plea Deal

good one, ashie. not only are you hurting the other cases this person was going to testify in, not only do you lessen the worth of both plea bargains and the fed gubment's word, but you also, get this, get to kill somebody. don't you just feel proud? i know i am. proud. to be an american. so i can call you a righteous prick who's got his head so far up his ass that even your own racist, homophobic, misogynistic, proselytizing actions and words smell good to you. asshole. oh how i long for the day where your misdeeds are brought to bear against you with the same vim and vigor you save for covering up the naked breast on a statue of Lady Justice.

Brobeck… gone

Posted in Uncategorized by Chris at 00:00

Brobeck… gone

Long-rumored, finally reality. Man did they put all their eggs in one basket, or what?

Thursday, 30 January 2003

SBC Tries to enforce patent on frames

Posted in Science by Chris at 00:00

SBC Tries to enforce patent on frames

yes, frames, you heard that correctly. which were implemented in browsers and the HTML standard before 1999. easiest prior art dismissal yet. and thus the karma bank goes back to 0 after SBC (via its subsidiary prodigy) was sued for patent infringement by BT (who thought they owned patents on “hyperlinking”. hah!)

The Avrilution

Posted in Humor by Chris at 00:00

The Avrilution

this is a joke, right? right?! because if it's not, it's really, really sad. if it is, it's really, really funny. avril's a punk revolutionary like i'm an black republican.

Cheney is an undead, brain-eating zombie

Posted in News by Chris at 00:00

Cheney, Little Seen by Public, Plays a Visible Role for Bush

Well, yeah, he's got bushya in his Thrall.

My theory: Cheney died of a heart attack on 11 Sept 2001. What's wandering the halls of the white house and oil company headquarters nowadays is actually a Weekend-at-Bernies-esque zombie of what used to be Cheney. Occasionally, he forays beyond the white house gates because, you know, zombies want to eat brains and the fare in the white house leaves him starving. Just a thought.

Tuesday, 28 January 2003

Sons say they dismembered mom after watching 'Sopranos'

Posted in Eye Rollers, Misc by Chris at 00:00

Sons say they dismembered mom after watching 'Sopranos'

coupla retards trying to blame the media for their horrible actions once again.

Monday, 27 January 2003

OASIS Members to Create Framework for Global Sharing of Criminal and Terrorist Evidence

Posted in Grrr... by Chris at 00:00

OASIS Members to Create Framework for Global Sharing of Criminal and Terrorist Evidence

those cocksuckers. yeah, this information will never be abused or used for commercial purposes. zeez are ze orders und ze must be obeyed!

Anandtech Review: NVIDIA GeForceFX

Posted in Science by Chris at 00:00

Anandtech Review: NVIDIA GeForceFX

NVIDIA wants to know: can they take a mulligan on this one? Seriously, you haven't lived until you've seen that bohwemoth of an Ultra card. Two slots! Ginormous, rock concert-loud fan! What the hell were they thinking?!

Heh. This one's gotta hurt. If I were to get something, I'd wait until march when the ATI 9700 next step comes out and then get today's top o' the line one (which will be second o' the line then), the 9700 Pro.

College Loans Rise, Swamping Dreams

Posted in Eye Rollers, Misc by Chris at 00:00

College Loans Rise, Swamping Dreams

“Every so often, when the phones grow quiet and the copiers still, Margot E. Miles glances at the lawyers devouring cases around her and thinks: “I could do that. I would love to do that.”

A smile overtakes her as she envisions life as a lawyer ? fighting injustice, changing the world ? until the prickly reminder of having $25,000 in undergraduate loans wipes it away.”

Say it with me, boo-fuckin-hoo. The reason she's still an assistant and not a lawyer is because she doesn't have the drive to go and get it done. I have $150K in studen loan debt, and had more than $25K when I went to law school. So quit your whining you little crybaby. Suck it up and mortgage your future like any good optimist (and someone who can score more than 150 on the LSAT) would. *grumble* entitlement mentality *grumble*

WSIS delegates fail to agree on open-source 'support'

Posted in Open Source by Chris at 00:00

WSIS delegates fail to agree on open-source 'support'

…. ah, finally it gets un /.'d “Draft was changed after objections by U.S.”

US Officials Stomp On Free Software In International Star Chamber

Posted in Open Source by Chris at 00:00

US Officials Stomp On Free Software In International Star Chamber

key quote:
“the US delegation — delegates from the US Department of State, folks, people paid using our tax money — demanded the removal of the clause for support of Open Source software. Apparently, the US government is OFFICIALLY AGAINST Free Software, and intends to block international efforts to support its use.”

more once I can get the Infoworld article to load. they've been /.'d

Sunday, 26 January 2003

EBay sued for alleged online slander

Posted in Uncategorized by Chris at 00:00

EBay sued for alleged online slander

a) it's libel, you ninnies. get it straight. gawd i hate it when people get that one wrong ('specially when I'm being accused of it)

b) what the teeming masses at places like /. miss is the most important element of the complaint:

“The lawsuit also demands that buyers and sellers, who use aliases in eBay transactions, register their screen names with the state of California as fictitious business names, and that eBay be forced to collect state sales tax.”

Which is ridiculous, since the claimant has no standing to request such an action but asinine in that it probably gave some lovely person in the CA legislature the idea. If I have to register as a California foreign corp in order to do business on eBay, buh bye eBay.

As for the claimant: what an assmunch. Note: I'll probably get sued for that, but it's just my opinion and the assmunch is a public figure now, so pffft on you, assmunch.

Oh, and if this guy can prove defamation of character based on a single negative feedback on eBay, I'll eat my hat.

Saturday, 25 January 2003

Internet Attack Disrupts Asia and Europe

Posted in Science by Chris at 00:00

Internet Attack Disrupts Asia and Europe

NYTimes catches up to the story…

MSSQL Worm Hits the Net… Hard

Posted in Science by Chris at 00:00

MSSQL Worm Hits the Net… Hard

In case you were wondering why the internet was so slow today/tonight… well, it's because a new worm hit, like, every crappy MS SQL Server out there. So the Inet networks with MS servers on them are getting, essentially, flooded on port 1434 (the mssql port). Here's the current status of the Inet as I write this (note: it auto updates, in a few hours it may well be different and in a day, you won't see the current behavior at all, so I'll sum it here): at right about midnight, EST, 25 Jan something happened. The result? A lot of the Inet went down. Websites, as of this writing, are down to 80% response rate (from 99% norm). It's like a mega DDoS.

Anyway, just thought you might be interested. Here's the best post to date:

Update (Score:1)
by mabu (178417) on Saturday January 25, @05:40AM (#5156034) Here's what we've been able to learn, at 4:30am Central time.

We have reason to believe that something called the “SQL Worm” is in play. Some sort of DDOS attack which creates overwhelming traffic on port 1434. This is all preliminary stuff, so take it as such but I have one link up and 3 others down.

I don't have confirmation or details on what systems are affected but we have information to indicate that the following networks are currently affected: Quest, Cable & Wireless, Broadwing, Sprint (partially). My Worldcom link seems to be unaffected (which is why I can post). Note that the connectivity interruptions may be regional but that's what we are dealing with in the South Central area of the US. This has been going on now for about 4-5 hours.

What we are seeing is a major outage due to DDOS on port 1434, on portions of the Internet backbone. At this point, the exact pattern of the outage has not been clarified.

Expect the problem to potentially be addressed when the backbone providers start filtering port 1434. However, it's taken them at least four hours to figure this out.

We just got notice (a few moments ago) that Quest finally started filtering port 1434 and everything went back up. So now we need to figure out what vulnerability this was. My information indicates that port 1434 is MS SQL server resolution service (see related CERT advisory [cert.org]. My initial impression is that while this vulnerability was discovered awhile back, someone just recently figured out a very effective exploit using the vulnerability. I am looking forward to hearing more about what people find out.

Update: net death
here's what it all looked like.

Friday, 24 January 2003

GOP Astroturf site… BUSTED!

Posted in Eye Rollers, Misc by Chris at 00:00

GOP Astroturf site… BUSTED!

So, you get GOPoints for doing things like… emailing a pre-composed letter to the media places in your area (such as newspapers). So far, over 50 papers have published the faux letters. Morons. Anyway, the gopteamleader site has zero security, and you can compose your own message. So login as “slategop2003@hotmail.com” password “slate” and put in anti-war, anti-bush messages using the gop astroturfers' own website! Oh, the irony!

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