Thursday, 30 January 2003
Cheney is an undead, brain-eating zombie
Posted in News by Chris at 00:00
Cheney, Little Seen by Public, Plays a Visible Role for Bush
Well, yeah, he's got bushya in his Thrall.
My theory: Cheney died of a heart attack on 11 Sept 2001. What's wandering the halls of the white house and oil company headquarters nowadays is actually a Weekend-at-Bernies-esque zombie of what used to be Cheney. Occasionally, he forays beyond the white house gates because, you know, zombies want to eat brains and the fare in the white house leaves him starving. Just a thought.
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CMoore.com » Could Dick and George be on the outs? Said:
October 11, 2005 at 11:46
[...] Then again, Cheney’s voodoo honfour zombie juju could just be running low. Stop me if I’ve mentioned this before, but I think that Zombie died of a heart attack on 9/11 and is actually and undead, brain eating zombie stomping the halls of the White House (and, thus, a starving undead brain eating zombie…). [...]
CMoore.com » Looks like Libby’s going to roll on Cheney Said:
October 24, 2005 at 23:18
[...] Is it possible to incarcerate a zombie? Just wondering. Because that’s what Cheney is. [...]