Microsoft wants to buy Google

Well, $51B can be pretty enticing. I think Google's still aiming for a mixed traditional and dutch auction IPO. The Google guys rule. I'm not sure what their growth curve can be from here on out (hint: froogle, then bidoogle), but their IPO is going to make people rock like it's 1999.

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be talking about MS wanting to buy Google. Yeah, whatever. Ain't gonna happen. Probably.