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Thunderbird Model J

Uh, that's the whackest thing I've seen, like, ever.

The White-Collar Blues

That's right, sing it Bob! Unions for white collar workers! I'm so with you, man.

Bible Belt missionaries set out on a 'war for souls' in Iraq

I fuckin hate proselytizers. Die die die!

Mini-iPod Highly Likely

3-4Gb, $99 is the guess. Still not official. Despite my current ongoing wars with those hardware bastards at Apple, I'm likely to get one of these. After all, my 1st generation iPod is only a 5-gigger, and you don't really need 10,000 songs on at once. On the PC, sure, but on the iPod? Not so much.

Scientists: Earth Travel Time on Schedule

Wild, whacky, stuff. For no apparent reason, the earth hasn't needed a leap second for the past five years.

Berry, berry interesting.

William Shatner to release new album

Heh. Right on! Guest starring Ben Folds, Henry Rollins, and Brad Paisley.

Man Ashamed Of Own Joy Upon Receiving New Mop Head

I'd laugh if it didn't capture my workplace so well.

Beware of terrorists with almanacs

You're kidding, right? This is a joke, right? Right?!

JFC, this is pathetic. What if the almanac is wrapped in duct tape?

The Hazards of Watching Fox News

Amazing. Simply… amazing. What liberal media?

Neighbor's request leads to 1st of 2 bodies near Burien

"A neighbor's request for help in loading a piece of luggage into a Cadillac early yesterday led a South King County man to make an unusual discovery.

Visible under see-through plastic were human remains."

Rumsfeld backed Saddam even after chemical attacks

"The formerly secret documents reveal the Defence Secretary travelled to Baghdad 20 years ago to assure Iraq that America's condemnation of its use of chemical weapons was made "strictly" in principle.

The criticism in no way changed Washington's wish to support Iraq in its war against Iran and "to improve bi-lateral relations … at a pace of Iraq's choosing"."

Union Does its Job

(in re: ARod trade) Caple is right on. Gene Orza, you rule!

GPS tracking of suspects requires warrant

Farkin sweet! Sometimes I'm really, really glad I live in Washington state.

Army Stops Many Soldiers From Quitting

What's not to like about being in a foreign country where you get shot at every day, on a mission with no exit strategy, doing things for which you were not trained? I mean, c'mon, people!

David Kay, WMD hunter, resigns

Coward. Hypocrite. Apologist.