Archive for February, 2005

Saturday, 26 February 2005

Paris Hilton's Cellphone Hacked… the parody

Posted in Humor by Chris at 00:00

Paris Hilton's Cellphone Hacked… the parody

In case you weren't aware, her t-mobile whatsihoozits was h4×0r3d and all the shit on it was released to the net. This is what should have been on there.

Friday, 25 February 2005

Hunter Thompson's Wife Was on Phone With Him When He Committed Suicide

Posted in HFS! by Chris at 00:00

Hunter Thompson's Wife Was on Phone With Him When He Committed Suicide

That's… awful.

He wanted to leave on top of his game. I wish I could have been more supportive of his decision. It was a problem for us

Yeah… I could see how that might be a problem.

Thursday, 24 February 2005

Kansas attorney general seeking records of women who had late-term abortions

Posted in Grrr... by Chris at 00:00

Kansas attorney general seeking records of women who had late-term abortions

WICHITA, Kan. The attorney general of Kansas wants to know the detailed history of the sex lives of nearly 90 women who received late-term abortions.

Court documents show that Phill Kline wants to search the documents for evidence of crimes under laws that limit late-term abortions and require mandatory reporting of suspected child sexual abuse.

Under the order signed by a judge, the attorney general would get records that would include each patient's name, medical history, details of her sex life, birth control practices and psychological profile.

The Wichita Eagle says two medical clinics have asked the Kansas Supreme Court to intercede.

Res ipsa.

Military Junta in the US - Pentagon Attempting to Become Government Unto Itself

Posted in Freedom by Chris at 00:00

Military Junta in the US - Pentagon Attempting to Become Government Unto Itself

In the hopes of avoiding "time consuming debates," Rummy's Pentagon "is promoting a global counterterrorism plan that would allow Special Operations forces to enter a foreign country to conduct military operations without explicit concurrence from the U.S. ambassador there, administration officials familiar with the plan said."

Fuck that noise.

Social Security: No retreat! No surrender!

Posted in News by Chris at 00:00

Social Security: No retreat! No surrender!

But for President Bush (news - web sites), the most important number right now might be one.

That's how many Democrats he needs - and still lacks - to claim that his plan is bipartisan

You know who is most likely to go for it? Joltin Joe fuckhead Lieberman.

Is Matt Drudge a Gannon client?

Posted in News by Chris at 00:00

Is Matt Drudge a Gannon client?

Some people say that he might be. Some people say it is even likely. After all, Drudge is gay, and some people say he's a bottom. He receives “scoops”… and what better way to do so than in the arms of a lover?

Tuesday, 22 February 2005

Duhbya to Halt Housing Aid for the Disabled

Posted in Evil by Chris at 00:00

Duhbya to Halt Housing Aid for the Disabled

With little fanfare, the Bush administration is proposing to stop financing the construction of new housing for the mentally ill and physically handicapped as part of a 50 percent cut in its housing budget for people with disabilities.

The proposal, which has been overshadowed by the administration's plans to shrink its community development programs, affects what is known as the Section 811 program. Since 1998, Section 811 has helped nonprofit developers produce more than 11,000 units of housing for low-income people with disabilities, including more than 700 in New York State.

Until now, Section 811 has provided equal amounts each year, roughly, for financing for new construction, and rent subsidies for disabled tenants. But under the 2006 budget proposal, the capital allocation would be eliminated and the overall budget would shrink by half, to $120 million from $238 million.

WWJD? Jesus would cut taxes for the wealthy and make the disabled pull themselves up by their bootstraps, that's what.

Monday, 21 February 2005

Treasury's Role in Illicit Iraq Oil Sales Cited

Posted in Evil by Chris at 00:00

Treasury's Role in Illicit Iraq Oil Sales Cited

It's like Watergate every day with these people.

The Treasury Department provided assurances that the United States would not obstruct two companies' plans to import millions of barrels of oil from Iraq in March 2003 in violation of U.N. sanctions, according to an e-mail from one of the companies.

Diplomats and oil brokers have recently said that the United States had long turned a blind eye to illicit shipments of Iraqi oil by its allies Jordan and Turkey. The United States acknowledged this week that it had acquiesced in the trade to ensure that crucial allies would not suffer economic hardships.

But the e-mail, along with others released this week by Sen. Carl M. Levin (Mich.), the ranking Democrat on the Senate Governmental Affairs panel's Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations, provides evidence that the Bush administration directly abetted Jordan's efforts to build up its strategic reserves with smuggled Iraqi oil in the weeks before the United States invaded Iraq in March 2003.

Hunter S. Thompson Commits Suicide

Posted in R.I.P. by Chris at 00:00

Hunter S. Thompson Commits Suicide

"Oral Roberts is a greed-crazed white trash lunatic who should have been hung upside down from a telephone pole on the outskirts of Tulsa 44 years ago before he somehow transmogrified into the money-sucking animal that he became when he discovered television." — Generation of Swine

If you have a tiny penis, have I got the truck for you

Posted in Eye Rollers, Humor by Chris at 00:00

If you have a tiny penis, have I got the truck for you

it's called the "Bad Boy" and for the low, low price of $250-750,000, this lame piece of shit can be yours. So you can proclaim to the world: look! I'm an insensitive, paranoid-delusional asshat with a penis the size of a raisin. Fear me!

Government now arguing that their charges against you can be secret

Posted in Freedom by Chris at 00:00

Government now arguing that their charges against you can be secret

Ali has been held without charge for 20 months already. His family brought suit. The government is now proposing

adding to the facts at Judge Bates's disposal by submitting secret evidence that Mr. Abu Ali's attorneys would have no opportunity to challenge. Most recently, it urged that the case be dismissed on the basis, yet again, of secret evidence — this time supplemented with what a Justice Department lawyer termed "legal argument [that] itself cannot be made public without disclosing the classified information that underlies it."

An open and transparent legal system is one of the primary bulwarks against tyranny and oppression. I don't think the import of the DoJ's arguments here can be understated.

Fascism in America: GOP Keeping the funk Alive

Posted in News by Chris at 00:00

Fascism in America: GOP Keeping the funk Alive

The chairman of a Senate committee that oversees environmental issues has directed two national organizations that oppose President Bush's major clean-air initiative to turn over their financial and tax records to the Senate.

Sen. James M. Inhofe (R-Okla.), who heads the Environment and Public Works Committee, asked for the documents 10 days after a representative of the two groups criticized Bush's “Clear Skies” proposal before a Senate subcommittee.

Fascism, n. A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.

The 14 Defining Characteristics Of Fascism by Dr. Lawrence Britt

  1. Powerful and Continuing Nationalism
  2. Disdain for the Recognition of Human Rights
  3. Identification of Enemies/Scapegoats as a Unifying Cause
  4. Supremacy of the Military
  5. Rampant Sexism
  6. Controlled Mass Media
  7. Obsession with National Security
  8. Religion and Government are Intertwined
  9. Corporate Power is Protected
  10. Labor Power is Suppressed
  11. Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts
  12. Obsession with Crime and Punishment
  13. Rampant Cronyism and Corruption
  14. Fraudulent Elections

Sunday, 20 February 2005

They Get Letters

Posted in Evil by Chris at 00:00

They Get Letters

Here's a letter Dave at Orcinus got.

Anyway, I also wanted to address your whining at the fact that kosher kareer conservatives like Coulter and Limbaugh and Savage/Weiner are getting mean and using “exterminationist rhetoric.” I agree that they are, but your side asked for it.

wait, there's more…

So I thanked the Jewish kid for sending me to Stormfront, and I quit the College Republicans. I stopped wanting to be liked. And you know what? They backed off. THey stopped their catcalls and bullying behaviour, because they knew I was no longer restrained by “kosher konservativism.” and that's the only way to deal with left wing bullying — to say, “fine I'm a racist. Fine I'm a Nazi. I wish the Holocaust happened for real, because people like you deserver it.” I really said that to him. And you know what? He and his little cat club of hat on backwards pussy boys didn't jump all over me. Nope, they backed off. I saw fear in their eyes after that What cowardly scum. Yep, that's how I learned to stop worrying about being called a racist and learned to love Hitler.

I don't know whether to be frightened that people like this actually still exist, or thankful to be forewarned so I know which direction the batshit is coming from.

What Liberal Media? pt. 503

Posted in Grrr... by Chris at 00:00

What Liberal Media? pt. 503

Fox News, doctoring quotes since inception - Hilary v. 331

What Hilary said:

Not one polling place was shut down or overrun and the fact that you have these suicide bombers now, wreaking such hatred and violence while people pray, is to me, an indication of their failure

What Fox says she said

Not one polling place was shut down or overrun and the fact that you have these homicide bombers now, wreaking such hatred and violence while people pray, is to me, an indication of their failure

No standards. Brit Hume should resign.

Learn English, Judge Tells Moms

Posted in Uncategorized by Chris at 00:00

Learn English, Judge Tells Moms

A judge hearing child abuse and neglect cases in Tennessee has given an unusual instruction to some immigrant mothers who have come before him: Learn English, or else.

Most recently, it was an 18-year-old woman from Oaxaca, Mexico, who had been reported to the Department of Children's Services for failing to immunize her toddler and show up for appointments. At a hearing last month to monitor the mother's custody of the child, Wilson County Judge Barry Tatum instructed the woman to learn English and to use birth control, the Lebanon Democrat newspaper reported.

Now imagine if this were, say, a French judge saying that to an American. How is this situation any less reprehensible than if we were the victims?

Grr…

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