Suburban Guerrilla links to a tape from some woman in California who got the wrong cheeseburger…

so she called 911.

No, I am not making this up.

911: Then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This, this is not a criminal issue. We can’t go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

CALLER: *stunned* Well….that is, that, you’re supposed to be here to protect me.

911: Well what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Gee, you think the caller dials 911 frequently? Sure feels like it to me. This has all the marks of a recidivist 911er… REpeeaat OH-fender.

UPDATE (for the speaker-less): transcript

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