The Pentagon is going to have a “Freedom March” and country music concert on September 11th. No, they are not fucking kidding us. Hey, they even have their own website.

This would shame il Duce… and fit right in with the cold war.
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Picture the advert…

Come celebrate the Bush regime’s most spectacular failure with a super-patriotic jamboree! It’s an Arab hatin hoedown with two kinds of music - Country and Western! Performances by Clint Black, Toby Keith, and James Dobson!

Come for the jingoism, stay for the creepy pseudo-religious overtones and the book burning afterparty and torture barbeque!

You’ll have to excuse me, I’m a bit overwhelmed by the disgustingly crass and opportunistic vulgarity of it all. Meanwhile “Nuremburg” keeps floating through my head.

If they’re popping champagne over 9/11, imagine what they’ll do when NYC gets nuked?

Proving again why I love him so, Wolcott posts…

Rumsfeld was disappointed that famed documentarian Leni Riefensthahl will be unable to film the event for posterity because, well, she’s dead. But he’s pleased as punch (”you bet!”) that he’ll be able to duet with Clint Black as they perform Rumsfeld’s original honkytonk composition “It Takes Big Feet to Fill Big Boots (and I’m in the High Teens, Baby).

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