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Volokh theorizes about the power of his cock and how it makes fags worldwide just want to ride his johnson. Sure, he phrases it as gays trying to convert hets and bis, but really, it’s all about the power of his cock and his own self-image as absolutely irresistible (or, contrarily, poor self-image masquerading as puffery). (link by way of Atrios, because I refuse to link to right-wingers and Volokh is a pro-torture bigot with Cato-ish sympathies)

In other news, I’m really Italian-curious. I think my friends are trying to convert me. They keep coming around and inviting me to pasta feeds and teaching me the accordion and making me watch the Godfather, but deep down I know I’m just not Italian. What am I to do?!?

side note: wtf is it with all these law professors who blog? Poorly, I may add. Volokh’s an unthinking libertarian-right, instaretard and althouse are just plain unthinking. How the hell did they become professors, because if their scholarship is anything like their blogging, their students are the ones who are suffering.

Update: Volokh’s even more of an ignorant bigot than I previously knew (synopsis: gays are dirty, dirty, dirty!). You realize the state of California pays this man to teach, don’t you?