Whiny ass titty babies == conservatives
Shocking no one, it’s the cowards, milk monitors, tattletails, and whiners who turn into conservatives when they grow up. Rules-based, unimaginative, rigid thinkers become close-minded bigots. But don’t believe me or your lyin’ eyes… now it’s been scientifically proven!
Remember the whiny, insecure kid in nursery school, the one who always thought everyone was out to get him, and was always running to the teacher with complaints? Chances are he grew up to be a conservative.
At least, he did if he was one of 95 kids from the Berkeley area that social scientists have been tracking for the last 20 years. The confident, resilient, self-reliant kids mostly grew up to be liberals.
Which explains the conservative fixation on restraints, bondage, and man-on-dog sex. If you’re self-reliant, you don’t need the dog or the dog collar.