Every now and then a phrase will pop into my head. Eventually a few of these become part of my artistic ouevre. More often, they just sit there, looking cool. Taunting me with their potential that I just can’t quite grasp.

Here are some that I know I’m not going to be using anytime soon. Well, probably. They may appear in a story somewhere. Anyway, they’re stuck in my head so they’ve got to go somewhere. Lucky you.

  • Babies with Rabies
  • Christianarchy
  • Falafellatio
  • Grandson of Sam
  • George Oh, well
  • Jesus Loves to Bake
  • Wait Loss
  • Arm the Homeless
  • Colonel of Truth

Most of these fall into the too-punny-to-be-useful pile. Just wait to see what I’ve got on tap, y’all.

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