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I totally did that too. Only I didn’t. Instead I stiffed this girl who wanted to be my guest but was kind of scaring me with her overaggressiveness and so even though I totally could have hit it and she would have eaten me alive, I just kinda ditched her like a scaredy cat. But other than that, this graduation was exactly like mine.

Just to see this play. Seriously.

Dipshits who need to speed have small dicks

Anti-speeding ad wags fingers
An Australian anti-speeding TV ad features young women making hand gestures at a speeder that imply the target has a small penis.

The campaign features young women, an elderly woman and other young men not in the drivers seat wiggling their little fingers in a gesture that implies the speeder is poorly endowed

Gee… if only I could recall whom this brings to mind. Hmm. Nope. Wow. Drawing a blank here.

I’m not totally sure why it’s a wizard (maybe it’s related to Merlin or something, which name, by the way, hasn’t been in the top 1000 since the 1960s), but it’s a fun toy.

Surprisingly, “Alligator” has never made an appearance in the top 1000. Go figure.