Tuesday, 27 November 2007
Hmm… not sure how I feel about that
Posted in Misc by Chris at 19:01
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Archive for November, 2007
Sunday, 18 November 2007
Bad movie ideas 101
Posted in Movies, Writing by Chris at 09:27
Last night I had this amazingly full, complete, and remembered dream. In this dream, I created what is probably the worst movie in the history of the universe. Here’s my pitch:
Tugz
A family’s struggle. A mother’s pride. A father’s joy. A grandmama’s cooking. Join the ___’s, a wacky, crazy, loving, fighting, warm - oh, and did I mention they’re black? - as they journey to togetherness in the world tug o’ war olympiad. There’s the prodigal son with old angers and hidden issues who still loves his family. Secretly and begrudgingly. Then you have the sister with man troubles. Smart aleck kids! And all held together by the Grandmama who cooks, hugs, berates, aaaaand anchors the tug o’ war team! Did I mention they’re black? It’s crazywhackyfun for the entire community. It’s Barbershop, Tyler Perry, Oprah, and every Martin Lawrence or Eddie Murphy movie since 1990 all rolled into one.
Something this awful has to sell, right?
Wednesday, 7 November 2007
Xmas Gifting
Posted in Gifts, Misc by Chris at 19:17
Anyone wanting to get me anything should instead donate time, money, or effort to a non-religious charity. I have some suggestions if you don’t know any.
If you want to donate in accord with my wishes, it would be Medicins sans Frontieres / Doctors Without Borders
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Saturday, 3 November 2007
I’m pretty sure the album version had lyrics
Posted in Music by Chris at 18:32
Amy, girlfriend, please do the rehab thing. Thanks! Sincerely, the management
Update: Boo. They took the video down. F-U, MTV.
Anyway, it was Amy Winehouse performing on some award show for MTV Europe and doing, uh, vocaleze. Basically singing phonemes in key with no clue as to what the lyrics should be.
Friday, 2 November 2007
Children of Men
