Nov
27
2007
0

Hmm… not sure how I feel about that


Your Inner European is Dutch!


Open minded and tolerant.
You’re up for just about anything.
Written by Chris in: Misc |
Nov
18
2007
0

Bad movie ideas 101

Last night I had this amazingly full, complete, and remembered dream. In this dream, I created what is probably the worst movie in the history of the universe. Here’s my pitch:

Tugz

A family’s struggle. A mother’s pride. A father’s joy. A grandmama’s cooking. Join the ___’s, a wacky, crazy, loving, fighting, warm – oh, and did I mention they’re black? – as they journey to togetherness in the world tug o’ war olympiad. There’s the prodigal son with old angers and hidden issues who still loves his family. Secretly and begrudgingly. Then you have the sister with man troubles. Smart aleck kids! And all held together by the Grandmama who cooks, hugs, berates, aaaaand anchors the tug o’ war team! Did I mention they’re black? It’s crazywhackyfun for the entire community. It’s Barbershop, Tyler Perry, Oprah, and every Martin Lawrence or Eddie Murphy movie since 1990 all rolled into one.

Something this awful has to sell, right?

Written by Chris in: Movies, Writing |
Nov
09
2007
1

Fastest. Implosion. Ever.

Friday Night Lights, season 1 – AWESOME. One of the best shows ever.
Friday Night Lights, season 2 – dogshit. The worst piece of soap melodrama since, well, ever.

Written by Chris in: Blech, Pop Culture |
Nov
07
2007
0

Xmas Gifting

Anyone wanting to get me anything should instead donate time, money, or effort to a non-religious charity. I have some suggestions if you don’t know any.

If you want to donate in accord with my wishes, it would be Medicins sans Frontieres / Doctors Without Borders

Medicins sans frontieres - Doctors without Borders.

Written by Chris in: Gifts, Misc |
Nov
03
2007
0

I’m pretty sure the album version had lyrics

Amy, girlfriend, please do the rehab thing. Thanks! Sincerely, the management

Update: Boo. They took the video down. F-U, MTV.

Anyway, it was Amy Winehouse performing on some award show for MTV Europe and doing, uh, vocaleze. Basically singing phonemes in key with no clue as to what the lyrics should be.

Written by Chris in: Music |
Nov
02
2007
0

Children of Men

Holy shit, that was awesome. 5/5!

Written by Chris in: Awesome, Movies |

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