Got a new neighbor. She has a dog. A tiny dog. That will not stop barking. If I did not hate small dogs before, I certainly do now.

Here’s my conception of the dog right after it has chewed through the crib, eaten the baby, and is now coming for your soul:

Devil Dog

Obviously, this dog needs to be stopped. Just look at the eeeeeevil!
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Sparky

Yeah, fuck you too, Sparky. Your cute shall not work on me. Wanna know why? Because you won’t shut up! Shut up shut up shut up!

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