So the never-had-talent tries to reinvent herself as a country star. It did not go well.
Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin.
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.“
J. Simp, honey, it’s not the singing they were booing. You have to know your audience, and cowboys like to keep that shit on the downlow, know what I’m sayin?
Behold, as a leopard attacks and kills a crocodile. With pictures!

Man, I don’t know what the croc said, but that leopard musta been pissed to do that.
Joss Whedon.
Check out his Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog shorts. Aaaaawesome! (Neil Patrick Harris, Nate Fillion, and Felicia Day are the actors).
Update: You know what I forgot to mention? It was for a limited time only:
ACT ONE (Wheee!) will go up Tuesday July 15th.
ACT TWO (OMG!) will go up Thursday July 17th.
ACT THREE (Denouement!) will go up Saturday July 19th.
All acts will stay up until midnight Sunday July 20th. Then they will vanish into the night, like a phantom (but not THE Phantom – that’s still playing. Like, everywhere.)
Dr. Horrible does, of course, have a Master Plan spelling this out along with his motivations in great detail. It would have been advisable to read it. Oops.
Update 2: The vids are available again for a bit
from the amazing mind of ghostfinger, I bring you…
2 and a half men set (click for larger versions):

with Laverne and Shirley, the California year(s):


Same set or same set designer? Also, from what tangled recesses of her amazingawesomerandom mind did ghostfinger pull this one from?
And now, you too, can finally keep up with my awesome cultural references. Except you can’t. Because I’ll always be ahead of you. Just try and keep up, bitches!
(seriously, though, this will at least get you, and you know who you are, past the “dude, where’s my car?” stage of lame-o ness)