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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

He’s at his best when a movie truly annoys him. In my opinion, they should keep Gitmo open just so we can stick Bay and Ratner in there for crimes against humanity.