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Old Man Brachman's movie reviews

My motto is that I don't have time for movies to pander, take shortcuts, or be uninteresting. I don't have time for by the numbers moviemaking, I don't have time for stock characters, particularly the comedic sidekick ones. Life's just too fuckin short to have to pay $10 to sit through commercials followed by more commercials within the movie to see something you've seen before, only better told, lit, and acted in its previous incarnation.

I also don't like children, sunny days, or daffodils.

In sum, if you read People, Us, O, or Entertainment, these probably aren't reviews for you.

Reviews

Title (review). Scale is 1-5, no half points. Half-points are for commitment-phobic sissyboys.

Reviews to be Written

Yeah, yeah, I'm getting around to it you pushy bastard. These are movies I've seen in the theatre since I started writing my reviews here.

Since I'm working retroactively, here's the DVDs I've watched since I began writing. They are also in want of a review.

 

The devil's name is dullness. - Robert E. Lee
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