Beef Biryani

Biryani is a dish the Moguls made popular and is common throughout south Asia. I was looking around for something fun and challenging to make and this sounded right up my alley.

This dish took forever to make, but… it’s tasty and worth it. On the other hand, due to the number of steps, my laziness, and general distraction, no pics. Sucks to be you. If you want to see a picture, it will end up looking something like this:


2 large onions
4 garlic cloves, chopped
1″ fresh root ginger, chopped
1 jalapeno, seeded (mostly)
60ml sliced almonds
3 tbsp water
3-4 tbsp butter (or ghee if you can get it)
3-5 tbsp oil of choice
2 tbsp sultanas or golden raisins
2 lb. beef stew meat
175ml plain yogurt (one regular container)
1.5 cups rice (I used Thai/Jasmine, given the history of the dish, Basmati … except my grocery store sucks)
5 cups chicken stock
2 hard boiled eggs

coriander (fresh would be better, but my grocery store sucks and didn’t have any, so… ground)

You can probably tell from that list, this is not a simple dish.

1. The base:
Chop one onion
Add the onion garlic, ginger, jalapeno, and 1 tsp-ish of coriander, half of the almonds, and the water to a food processor/mixer.
Process into smooth paste.

2. The sparkle
Thinly slice the other onion into rings.
Heat 1 tbsp butter and 3 tbsp oil in a big pot (if this pot is oven safe, use that)
Cook the onion rings for 15 minutes until golden brown. Set onions aside.
Cook remaining half of almonds in the pot until brown (just a few secs). Set them aside with onions.
Cook sultanas/golden raisins until they swell (just a few secs). Set them aside with the onions and almonds.

3. The meat
Add 1 tbsp of butter and 1 tbsp of oil to the pot.
Cook meat until heated evenly. Set aside.

4. Alchemy
Clean out the pot (or use a new one). Add some oil and heat it up.
Pour the base paste in and stir constantly for 2-3 minutes until it starts to brown.
Add spices and stir in. You should probably put heat on low for this bit or you could burn the paste.
Salt and pepper to taste.
Add the yogurt in bits, blending between additions.
When paste and yogurt are fully mixed, add the meat in and stir it to coat the meat with the paste.
Cover tightly and simmer on gentle heat for 40-50 minutes until the meat is tender.

5. Sidebar, AKA where Ghostfinger checks out
Put rice in large bowl. Cover with water. Let sit for 15-20 minutes.
… wait
… preheat the oven to 325F
Heat the chicken broth on the stove.
Add the rice
Bring water to a boil, then turn down. Cover and cook for 5-6 minutes.
Drain and set aside.

6. Now it all comes together
Place the rice on the meat, totally covering the meat as a top layer. Using your spoon, make a hole in the middle.
Sprinkle the onions, almonds, and golden raisins around the top.
Break 2tbsp of butter into little bits and place strategically on top. Strategically can also be randomly. Random is a strategy.
Cover the Biryani with two layers of aluminum foil.
Place a lid on pot.
Stick pot in oven for 30-40 minutes.
… make 1-4 hard boiled eggs (1 per serving you are planning on doling out)

7. Finish
Serve on warmed plate with the egg as garnish. Optionally, include naan, some form of bread… or you could use homemade tortillas. Or nothing. Plenty of starch in that rice. Some cucumbers, tomatoes, maybe carrots as garnish sides would work well also.
Eat! (It’s been about 2 hours by now if you’ve been doing it all from scratch, maybe longer. You must be hungry.)

I was initially unsure about the raisins, so I kept them off to yet another side. In the end, I decided to add them and… they work really, really well. Kinda make the dish, actually. The random explosion of sweetness was a great balance and did not overwhelm at all.

Cost: under $20, mostly depending on meat
Serves: 4-6
Review: 4/5. I almost want to give this a 5. It was yummy, and I’d been snacking during the whole ordeal too, so it’s not just hunger speaking.

Shepherd’s Pie

OK, last one. I think. Except for the Pasta With No Name and it’s lamb-based second cousin thing I did. Oh, no, wait. I also did Phad Thai and some Teriyaki chicken… but I didn’t take pictures so you’re in luck there.

Shepherd's Pie

I mashed the potatoes myself. If you use a packet, adjust accordingly.

2 lb extra lean ground beef
1 cup peas
4 carrots
1 medium onion, chopped
worchestershire sauce
3 lbs potatoes
2 tbsp butter
1 egg
1 cup milk
spices for the potatoes

Potatoes: your standard mashed potatoes by hand recipe. Peel and cut. Put in salted water for at least 30 minutes until soft enough to fork through. Put in mixing bowl, add 1 egg, spices, butter, milk, and blend.

Spice and brown the meat (with salt, pepper, and worchestershire to taste), drain and set aside. Cook the carrots and onions until soft. Cook veggies with with meat if you want. Put veggies and meat in bowl. Add peas. Mix.

In baking dish: add one layer of potatoes. Add meat mixture. Cover with potatoes. Sprinkle top with paprika, fork for texture. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes. Broil at end until top is brown.

Cost: $10-12
Serves: 4-6
Review: 3/5. It’s not the most flavorful dish. I kept wanting a different texture than potatoes, but that was just me.

pre-baking pie

Masaman Curry

Getting there…

Masaman curry

2 lb beef (I use stew meat; it’s already cut) (lamb will work too)
3 medium potatoes, cubed
1 small can thai red curry paste (better with masaman paste, but the grocery stores here suck)
1 can (14oz) coconut milk
1 large onion, cut into wedges
1 cup peanuts, roasted
2 sticks cinnamon
4 bay leaves
3 cloves garlic, diced
1 tsp coriander
1 tsp cumin
1 tbsp cayenne
at least 2 tsp salt (to taste)
at least 1 tsp pepper (to taste)
1 tsp white pepper
1.5 tbsp sugar
.5 tsp ground cloves
2 tbsp fish sauce
1.5 tsp la yu (chili oil)
some “Thai curry spice” I had in the pantry. No idea what’s in it.

It’s been so long now, I can’t remember, precisely.

Brown beef. Drain and add to cooker.
Add everything else except bay leaves and cinnamon sticks.

Cook 4-5 hours on high. Add cinnamon sticks and bay leaves for 30 minutes on low at the end.

Serve over rice.

Cost: $15-ish
Serves: 4-6

Review: 3/5 – it wasn’t spicy enough and needed thicker paste and more peanuts. Will try again, with less sweet spices and more salty/spicy

Firehouse Chili “Mr. Deadly”

OK, got stalled on the catching up. Really have a recipe backlog. First up: my first take on a firehouse chili which I shall call Mr. Deadly

This is a warning of things to come:
Firehouse Chili Mr. Deadly

2 lb beef stew meat
1 can green chilies
4 serrano chilies, chopped
4 jalapeno chilies, chopped
3 cloves garlic
1-2 tbsp cayenne
1 large onion, chopped
1 15 oz can pinto beans
1 14.5 oz can tomatoes

Brown the meat. Drain the fat.

Put the onions and beans in slow cooker. Meat on top. Everything else on top of that. You might want to put the spices somewhere in the middle, but you’re going to stir it anyway, so no biggee.


Serve with sour cream, cheese, the jalapeno cheese bread, and lottttts of milk.

chili served
This may look innocent, but trust me… it’s a vicious little bastard.

I like hot stuff. I really do. This chili is beyond heat. We’re into serious gastro danger territory here. I like it better after it had marinated in the fridge for a week, actually. This chili is not for the faint of heart and/or weak of the anii.

Review: 3/5

Jalapeno Cheese Cornbread

Jalapeno Cheese Cornbread

1 cup cornmeal
1 cup all-purpose flour
2.5 tsp baking powder
.5 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
3 tbsp sugar
Dash of cayenne pepper
4 fresh jalapenos, chopped
4 oz shredded sharp cheddar cheese
1 cup canned corn kernels (optional)
8 ounces sour cream
.75 cup milk
1 large egg, beaten
4 tbsp melted butter

1. Coat a 9-inch square baking pan with vegetable oil and set aside. Heat oven to 400°. Put the baking pan in the oven.

2. In a large bowl, combine the cornmeal, flour, baking powder, soda, salt, sugar, chipotle or cayenne pepper, chopped jalapeno peppers, cheese, and corn kernels.

3. Mix the sour cream, milk, egg, and melted butter. Stir the mixture into the dry ingredients. Pull the pan out of the oven and pour the mixture in it.

4. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes, until set and lightly browned around the edges. Cool in the pan on a rack.

Cost: $4, maybe
Servings: 6+

Review: 4/5. It’s tasty. Needs more cheese and next time I’m doing without the kernels; their flavor is too sweet and I don’t like the texture mixture. I used white corn meal (since that’s what I purchased), but next time I’m definitely using yellow. This is a great compliment to any kind of chili, even my firehouse chili.

J C Cornbread piece

Cashew Chicken

Catching up on a couple of weeks recipes here. Prepare for the deluge.

I cooked this along with the sesame noodles as I was suffering from the dearth of asian cuisine available in my area. So here’s a little stir-fry that’ll calm some of those cravings.

Cashew Chicken

1 lb. chicken breast, cut into cubes
2 tsp cornstarch
1 tbsp cooking sherry
.5 tsp ginger root (peeled & grated) (I took about a 1.5″ knob and grated it)
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp hoisin sauce
1 tsp sugar
4 tbsp vegetable oil
4 garlic cloves, diced
1 green pepper, cut into bits
1.25 cups whole cashews
1 tsp sesame oil
2 tbsp water
2-3 cups rice, steamed

1. Heat the oven to 325F. Place the cashews on a baking tray on a single layer. Place in the oven for ~7 minutes, stirring as necessary as the tops brown. Remove from oven and set aside.

2. Place chicken in a bowl. Add green pepper, cornstarch, sherry, and ginger.

3. In another bowl, combine soy sauce, hoisin, sugar, and water. Mix until the sugar is dissolved and set aside.

4. Pour oil in stir fry or wok, add the oil and cook at high heat. When the oil is just beginning to smoke, add the garlic and stir. They will brown quickly.

5. Add chicken mixture to stir fry. Stir constantly until chicken is almost done, around 1-2 minutes.

6. Reduce the heat to medium-low and add the soy sauce mixture. Stir until the sauce is well blended into the chicken. Add cashews and sesame seed oil and mix the dish well. Serve immediately over a bed of rice.

Review: 3/5. This one was actually better as a left over (possibly because I was satiated from the sesame noodles, but more likely because the sauce marinaded the chicken well). I would definitely do it again, though I would add onion and some dried red peppers for texture and spice.

Cost: $10-12 (not counting sauces or oils)
Serves: 3 (2 if you like it a lot, 4 if you dole out the portions)

I actually used ginger that I grated myself straight from the root. For those that don’t know me, this is a big deal – I freakin hate ginger. After playing around some with fresh ginger, I think perhaps I just hate pickled ginger.

Soft Pretzels

I got a bug up my ass and thought I’d try some handmade, home-rolled soft pretzels.

The good news is: they taste like pretzels. Fluffy and … pretzelish.

Bad news: I don’t have enough counterspace or cooking tins to make these the size they needed to be made, so they looked like shit. Hence, no picture. They could use a butter paste, which I did not have ready, and were average tasting at best.

Summary: they were OK, and I’ll take this as acceptable for a first try. Gimme a mulligan. At least they’re edible and what was expected… just close your eyes and tell yourself it’s a pretzel, OK?

4 tsp dry active yeast
1 tsp white sugar + 0.5 cup white sugar for flour mix
1.25 cups warm water
4 cups hot water
5 cups flour
1.5 tsp table salt
1 tbsp vegetable oil + more for oiling a bowl
0.5 cup baking soda
kosher salt (I used kosher sea salt. YMMV)

Add dry yeast, 1 tsp white sugar and 1.25 cups warm water in a bowl. Stir until dissolved, then let stand for 10 minutes.

In a separate bowl add the flour, 0.5 cup white sugar, and 1.5 tsp table salt.

Add the yeast mixture and the vegetable oil. Mix to form the dough (if the mix is too dry add some water).

Knead dough until smooth. Note: not as easy as it sounds and takes longer than you think. “Baker’s hands” indeed.

Use more oil to grease a bowl lightly–place the dough in the bowl and keep turning it until the dough has been oiled.

Cover the bowl with a dish towel and let it rise at room temperature for 1 hour.

Preheat oven to 450

Divide dough into 10-12 equal pieces. Note: these are not small pretzels. You could probably have 18+ if you’re rolling thinly enough.

Roll the dough and make a pretzel shape. Dip the finished pretzel in the soda water and place on greased cookie sheet.

Sprinkle the tops of each pretzel with the desired amount of kosher salt and/or any seasoning you may wish to have or use.

Bake at 450 degrees for 7-8 minutes or until brown.

Next time I do this, I’m going to incorporate some more flavorful dough or spices before putting it in the oven. It will have to wait until I have a real kitchen, though, because working with 2 bowls and almost no counterspace upped the degree of difficulty beyond what I was expecting. Oh, and I need to add more oil to the mixing boil. This was a sticky ass mess.

Review: 2/5. No better than average.

Sesame Noodles

Sesame Noodles

My first reaction upon tasting my concoction, verbatim: Holy fuck! This is awesome!

So, it’s got that going for it.

This and the (as yet unpublished) JCo pasta (name to be determined later) are far and away the best dishes I have yet created.

8 oz egg noodles (skinny noodles of any kind will do)
4-5 green onions, chopped
1/2 – 1 cucumber, cut into long, thin spears or slices

3 tbsp soy
1.5 tbsp sesame oil
2 tbsp la yu (chili oil)
2 tbsp sesame paste (AKA tahini)
1.5 tbsp rice vinegar
2 cloves of garlic diced
~1 tbsp ginger, grated
2 tbsp peanut butter (if using peanut butter)

Boil water in a large pot. Put noodles in and cook for 5-6 minutes. Drain.

Place all sauce ingredients in small bowl. Whisk until homogeneous. Add noodles, onions, and cucumber. Mix until noodles, sauce, and other bits are well blended. Eat.

The dish can be eaten and enjoyed either hot or cold, so your choice on when to serve and mix (it’s easier mixing when the noodles are at least warm).

The taste is both delicate and powerful, well balanced, and explodes on the palate. The peanut butter side is thicker and more blunt of a taste, the sesame gives more room for all of the flavors but may not be immediate enough for some palates.

Cost: $4, tops, not counting the ingredients for the sauce
Serves: 4-ish. 1, if it’s me. And I’ll cut you if you come near. It’s that good.

Review: 5/5.

Fookin Ziti

This is actually my second time making some fuckin ziti, and to beat a cliche about the head, second time is the charm.


Warning – your heart may explode just reading the ingredients. Caution is recommended.

1 lb dry ziti pasta (I couldn’t find any ziti, so my noodles are actually rigatone)
1 onion, chopped
1 lb lean ground beef
5 cloves of garlic, chopped
2 26 oz jars spaghetti sauce
a bit of red wine of your choosing
6 oz provolone cheese, sliced
1/2 of a container of sour cream (~8 oz)
1/2 of a container of ricotta (~7.5oz)
6 oz mozzarella cheese, shredded
grated Parmesan cheese, sprinkled until you’re happy. Say 4 pinches

The first time I tried it, I used turkey meat instead of the beef. While healthier… it’s still turkey meat. So “browning” it really just turned it into some relatively tasteless grey bits of texture. Which is fine, but I didn’t add any seasoning to compensate.

For the sauces, you can either make some of your own or store bought. I used store brands and mixed a spicy tomato marinara with a tomato and garlic sauce. YMMV, but this blend was quite tasty for me, but I think we’ve identified that I like spicy and I like garlic. In an ode to ghostfinger, I also added some wine to the sauce (a shiraz). Probably not enough to notice, but the results were tasty so I’m considering it to be a job well done.


  1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta. Cook until al dente (~8 minutes)1 then drain and set aside.
  2. In a separate pot, add marinara. Set to simmer.
  3. Brown onion, garlic, and ground beef. Add to marinara. Mix and let simmer for 15 minutes.
  4. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
  5. Butter a 9×13 (inches) baking dish. Add the ziti in layers described below.
  6. First layer: 1/2 of the pasta, provolone cheese, then spread the sour cream and ricotta on top. Add 1/2 of the marinara.
  7. Second layer: remaining 1/2 of pasta, mozzarella cheese, remaining 1/2 of marinara. Sprinkle parmesan on top to taste/visual/as you like it.
  8. Bake for 30 minutes or until cheeses are melted.

Now, I didn’t remember this so much from the first time, but that 9×13 tray will be alarmingly full. Not enough to really scare you that it’s going to explode. In any event, the tray will also be heavy enough to use as a weapon and/or counterweight.

I tried to get a shot of some plated ziti, but… that didn’t work so well. Given the amount of cheese and marinara involved, you can imagine the gloop. I’m not a good nonmessy gloop spooner and I wasn’t willing to wait until the dish set before eating, so you’ll have to use your imagination.

Food cost: $20-24, including marinara
Servings: a bazillion, but I’m going to go with 8.
Cost/serving: $2.50-$3.00

Review: 5/5. Hey, it’s fuckin ziti! Loaded with fat and cheese. Anything less than sheer bliss is criminal. I may add some hot pepper flakes next time. That sounds yummy too.

1. In case you don’t know (I didn’t when I started), after the pasta is al dente and you drain it, you should then run the pasta under cold water. Otherwise, it will continue to cook and can overcook to the point of mush.

Slow Cooked Steel Cut Oatmel

I had heard so much about this particular meal, I had to try it out.

2 cups steel cut oats
8 cups water
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 tsp. vanilla
3 tbsp butter
1-2 cups of dried fruit or fruits of choice (e.g. cranberries or raisins)

1. Spray slow cooker with nonstick cooking spray. You will thank me later.
2. Put ingredients in slow cooker. Stir if you want.
2a. Depending on your fruit choices, like banana, you may not want to put them in until the morning.
3. Cook on LOW for 8-10 hours. (turn it on before you go to sleep, eat when you get up)

When I ate it, I added more brown sugar on top and some half and half (just a bit. Couldn’t taste it, really, but it is also discussed a lot in oatmeal recipes). I had planned on chopping up some almonds and throwing them in there, but in the harsh light o’ morning that just seemed like way too much work. Also, I had no dried fruit, so my meal was pretty institutional in its constituent parts. Which gave me a great basis for comparing it to undergrad oatmeal days.

Review: 4/5. It’s tasty. It’s good. It’s only a 4 because, hey, it’s oatmeal… can oatmeal ever be a 5? The steel cut, slow cooked oatmeal has a full, rich texture and taste you don’t get from instant. Or it could be all the butter. Hard to tell for sure. I’m sure it’s a combo of oats and cooker, but it is fuller, richer, and more flavorful than other oatmeals I’ve had. Good times.

No pictures. Hey, it’s oatmeal. You know what that looks like.

Thai Spicy Noodles (with Pork)

Tired of slow cooking and missing asian food, I went for some Thai tonight, in the form of a spicy noodle dish with pork.

8 oz pork tenderloin
8 oz rice noodles
1 red pepper
1 green pepper
4 cloves garlic
4 serrano peppers (or 7 thai chilies)
5 tbsp vegetable oil
3 tbsp soy sauce
1 tbsp oyster sauce
1 tsp sugar
1/2 tsp cornstarch
water (in 3 tbsp, 3 cup, and 1 tbsp amounts)

basil leaves (stir fry 2/3rds, 1/3rd as fresh)
crushed peanuts (garnish)
crushed red peppers (garnish)
fresh squeezed lime (garnish)

Thai spicy noodles ingredients

You can substitute other meats in place of the pork. Chicken would be a good bet, I was just feeling chickened out and wanted to try the other white meat for once.

Soak rice noodles in cold water for at least one hour.
Trim the pork. Cut into 1/4″ strips. Reserve
Cut the green and red peppers into 1/2″-1″ squares. Reserve.
Chop the chili peppers and garlic

This took me a goodly amount of time. Then again, I’m new to this whole cooking business, let alone the raw meat cutting portion. You could probably do the non-soaking part in under 20 minutes.

This dish is, like almost all Thai food, stir fried. If you haven’t stir fried before, it is not for the faint of heart (I lost an eye from exploding oil during the making of this dish, but luckily it regenerated by the time I go to the blogging.). Open flame is the best, tastiest way to do this, but if you don’t have a gas stove or fire pit, you’ll make do with what you’ve got (like me in my land o’ crappy electric appliances).

Most Thai calls for basil leaves to be added. I can’t stand basil, but if you like it, you should add it.


  1. Heat your stir fry pan so that it’s hot and the oil is almost smoking.
  2. Add the garlic and chili peppers. Cook for 30 seconds until garlic is browned.1
  3. Add the meat. Cook for 2 minutes.
  4. Add soy sauce, sugar, oyster sauce, and 3 tbsp of water. Cook for 2 minutes.
  5. Add the green and red peppers. Cook for 2-3 minutes until peppers start to soften.
  6. Put 3 cups of water in a pot and bring to boil.
  7. Take stir fry off of heat
  8. Mix 1/2 tsp of corn starch and 1 tbsp of water in small dish. Stir until cornstarch is fully blended.
  9. Add cornstarch-water mixture to stir fry and stir it in. Sauce should thicken somewhat.
  10. Put stir fry back on heat. Cook for 1 minute.
  11. Remove stir fry from heat and cover.
  12. Drain noodles and place them in the boiling water. Cook for 30 seconds.
  13. Drain noodles again and place them in serving dish.
  14. Pour stir fry over noodles. Mix and serve immediately.

Thai Spicy Noodles dished

The dish is only moderately spicy at this point (tasty, but spicy). I recommend adding a mixture of some Thai hot sauce and Sriracha (rooster) sauce. This dish with those two hot sauces == heaven.

Thai spicy noodles dished

I’m not a big alcohol drinker, but this dish needs to be served with beer. I recommend Kirin Ichiban or some other similar quality-but-not-overpowering versatile brew. This dish with those sauces plus the Kirin == fuckin delicious.

Other additions I would add: lime, crushed red peppers, and crushed peanuts. In fact, I just went back and had a small dish with these additions and it was brilliant.

Food cost: $8, including sauces
Servings: 3 as a main dish, 6-8 as a side
Cost/serving: $2.67 as a main

Review: 5/5. I like chicken’s texture better, but the pork toughness is a good counterpart to the rice noodles’ softness. The peppers are perfect stir fried, still flavorful but not overpowering while being just the right mix of crunchy and juicy. The main dish is only moderately spicy and can be enjoyed by mortals. Adding the Thai hot sauce and Sriracha makes it fire alarm hot.

1. “Cook” in the context of stir frying = stir while cooking.

Brunny Stew (a Brunswick Stew variation)

For this adventure in slow cooking, I thought I’d try something I’d never even heard of before – Brunswick Stew. Looking over the ingredients, I was nodding and mmm-hmm ing… right up until that point where it mentioned okra. And lima beans. (the original Brunswick stew used squirrel meat as well)

I’m not ready to go there just yet.

So I improvised.

Instead of okra, I added a yellow caribe pepper and a cubanelle pepper.

2 lb chicken
8 oz precooked ham, diced
3 medium onions, cut into wedges
1 head of garlic, diced
1 yellow caribe pepper
1 cubanelle pepper (similar to an angelino)
14.5 oz diced tomatoes (1 can)
14 oz chicken broth (1 can)
1 tsp dried mustard
1 tsp thyme (I used crushed leaves)
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp Worchestershire sauce
1 tbsp hot sauce (I just squirted on the mix until it felt right)
1 cup butter beans
1 cup frozen whole kernel corn

My local grocer doesn’t carry cubed ham, so I got a 1 lb. section and diced it myself. You may have to do the same. For the hot sauce I decided to use some rooster sauce (AKA Huy Fong “Sriracha”). I don’t think it was quite the flavor I was craving, but I didn’t have any yu la jiao sitting around and I wasn’t going back to the store.

Brunny stew ingredients


  1. Toss the onions, peppers, and garlic. Place in slow cooker.
  2. Put chicken and ham on top of the onion mixture.
  3. Sprinkle dried mustard, thyme, pepper over the mixture.
  4. Add chicken and ham.
  5. Add broth, tomatoes, Worchestershire sauce, and hot sauce.
  6. Cook on low 8-10 hours, high 5-6 hours.
  7. Add drained, washed butter beans, add corn. If you want, pull chicken out and cut into smaller bits.
  8. Cook on high for 45 minutes

The traditional recipe has you adding olives, raisins, or fresh thyme and stirring it in at serving time. While I think sliced green olives would probably work well, I’m opting out of those additions.

Food cost: $20-25, depending on your meat choices, not including spices. $24 for me.
Servings: 6
Cost/serving: $3.33-$4.17

Here’s what it looks like cooked:
Brunny stew cooked

Here’s a slow cooker, in case you don’t have one.

Review: 4/5. tasty! meaty and rich, flavorful, and a touch spicy. I like this a touch less than the Garlic Stew with Other Bits (probably my cow-eating nature at heart), but it’s close.

Two more prep photos after the jump Continue reading

Jambalaya Saturday (Chicken and Andouille version)

New week, new adventures in cooking. I still like the spicy, so it was cajun time.

~1 lb. chicken breast, cut into 3/4″ pieces
6 oz. Andouille sausage
1 large onion, chopped
1 bell pepper
1 cup celery, chopped
14.5 oz (1 can), low sodium tomatoes, diced
14 oz (1 can) reduced sodium chicken broth
3 oz (1/2 can) tomato paste
1 tbsp Worchester sauce
2 tsp Boondoggle Cajun Seasoning (see below)
1.5 cups instant rice

I know, I know, instant rice. How embarassing! However, the recipe is designed so that the liquids soak into the rice and I didn’t know how much broth to take out for steamed rice.

You can use whatever seasoning you want, but I wanted to make it homemade. Here’s Boondoggle Cajun Seasoning:

2.5 tbsp paprika
2 tbsp salt
1.5 – 2 tbsp garlic (I used 2, probably too much)
1 tbsp each of:
white pepper
cayenne pepper
onion powder
oregano leaves
thyme leaves

Jambalaya ingredients
Not pictured: Worchester sauce, instant rice

In the slow cooker:
Jambalay in pot, uncooked

1. Combine celery, onion, tomatoes, broth, paste, bell peppers, Worcestershire sauce and cajun seasoning. Stir in andouille and chicken
2. Cook on low 5-6 hours, high 2.5-3 hours
3. Stir in rice. Cover and let stand 10-15 minutes
4. Eat!

Total food cost: $18.00 (not including spices for homemade seasoning or Worchester sauce)
Servings: 6
Cost per serving: $3.00

Here’s a slow cooker, if you don’t have one.

Review: 3/5. I forgot, sorta, that I don’t like either the taste or texture of celery. Cajun… probably not the best choice for celery haters. I thought the slow cooker might help. It, uh, didn’t.

Update: the celery mellows in time and I like the jambalaya more after storing it for a few days. I still don’t like instant rice and overall the dish is still too… mushy for me. Also, after mellowing, it was no longer spicy. I had to add more Boondoggle seasoning and some tapatia. I’d eat it again, but it wouldn’t be my first choice.

Spicy Beef Stew (Salsa Verde and Potatoes Version)

It’s a new year, welcome to my latest obsession… cooking!

For the inaugural voyage of my slow cooker, I decided to make a beef stew dish. Something flavorful, a bit spicy, and altogether yummy. Given my current location and predisposition, I chose a recipe with a little Mexican twist, including salsa verde, jalapenos, and a green pepper. Here’s the recipe:

1.5lbs extra lean stew beef, in 1 inch pieces
4 medium unpeeled potatoes, cut in 1 inch pieces
1 large onion chopped
1 green pepper, cut in 1/2 inch pieces
3 jalapenos, chopped
2 heads cloves of garlic, minced
14.5 oz, stewed tomatoes
15-16 oz pinto beans, rinsed and drained
1 cup salsa verde
1 tsp ground cumin

Pre-cooking, post-prep ingredients:
spicy beef stew ingredients

In the cooker:
Stew in cooker

Prep time is supposed to be 30 minutes. It took me a bit over an hour. I suppose if you are a garlic peeling maniac you could make it in 30, but I’m not at that level yet. (see also: update 1 below to explain my laggardly prep time)

1. Brown the meat, on medium heat in hot oil. Drain the fat and remaining oil.
2. Dump the ingredients in the slow cooker.
3. Cook! (8-9 hours on slow, 5-6 on high)

This should produce six servings. I recommend warmed tortillas or bread to go along with the dish (I went with a sourdough bowl loaf).

Total food cost: $18.00 ($21.00 with bread/tortillas).
Cost per serving: $3.00 – $3.50

If you don’t have a slow cooker, here’s a great one: Rival 4-qt 3040TCC

Update: it turns out that a clove of garlic is not the same as a head of garlic. Who knew? I share this with you because I’m an idiot I want to increase the level of knowledge around the world and one of those bits of knowledge is that the clove is one of the pods of a whole garlic thingy, not the whole thingy.

If you re-examine the first picture above… those yellow-white things? That’s more than two cloves. Just so you know.

Update 2: (pre-tasting, given update 1, above) I’m renaming tonight’s concoction Garlic Stew … with some other bits!!!!!!! (alternate title “The Garlic Steamer”)

Update 3: (post-tasting) Not too garlicky actually (and surprisingly; the salsa verde and tomatoes color the flavor more). 2 heads o’ garlic may be the new norm (we may need to wait for the work/sweat test tomorrow to verify, though).

Taste Test: Woooo! Flavorful, spicy, yum-may (note: I like my dishes quite spicy. That I didn’t feel the need to add any form of hot sauce or pepper flakes probably means the garlic was too strong for mere mortals those who aren’t so into teh hawt). The salsa verde adds a great tang and makes the stew. It still needs some salt and touch of pepper, though, and I’ll probably add some wine next time, but overall… it’s a 3-star or 4-star dish (out of 5).

Update 4: peel the potatoes. I’ve also been upping it to 2 lbs of beef, 2 cans of beans, and a can of tomatoes and one can of tomato paste. Plus more seasoning