Hawtie Thursday

Here’s a hot tamale for you:
Hot Tamale

I’ll be working on the boobies, beefcake, and gams posts later.

… nice to have the site back. Fuck you, skr1p7 k1dd13s.

Getting ahead of the curve

Two identified goals for 2008:

Join a rec soccer league
Start studying kendo

We’ve got other things, like max out the Roth and 401(k) and the like, but I’m focusing on the fun ones right now.

Four things

Old meme, but I’m compelled…

FOUR JOBS I’VE HAD IN MY LIFE:
1. camp counselor
2. resident advisor
3. conference coordinator
4. porn star. or maybe it was internet consultant. one of the two.

FOUR PLACES I HAVE LIVED:
1. Ogden, UT
2. Cedar Park, TX
3. NYC
4. Lacey, WA

FOUR TV SHOWS I LIKE TO WATCH:
1. The Office
2. Friday Night Lights
3. The Colbert Report
4. Footballer’s Wives

Actually, that just about covers the entirety of TV shows I like to watch.

FOUR PLACES I’VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Cancun
2. Victoria, Canada
3. Orange County. No, seriously. It sucked.
4. El Reno, OK

FOUR OF MY FAVORITE FOODS:
1. pizza
2. thai
3. almost any kind of bread
4. pizza!

I WOULD RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:

1. Wherever ghostfinger’s at. I can hear your cutesy-pie groans from here. Quit it.
2. NYC
3. Paris
4. Tropical beach. With good service and no party peeps. Perhaps on the med. Whichev

FOUR FRIENDS I THINK WILL RESPOND:

none

FOUR PLACES I LIKE TO SHOP:
1. Bookstores
2. Funky boutiques in the artsy sections of towns
3. Real estate websites
4. Shoe stores

Better questions:
FOUR RECENT BOOKS YOU’VE LIKED
NAME FOUR PRESIDENTS WITHOUT LOOKING ANY UP
FOUR FAVORITE NUMBERS
FOUR FAVORITE TOES
FOUR FAVORITE SUPREME COURT DECISIONS, AND IF YOU SAY BUSH V. GORE I WILL HIT YOU
etc.

The troof

Dipshits who need to speed have small dicks

Anti-speeding ad wags fingers
An Australian anti-speeding TV ad features young women making hand gestures at a speeder that imply the target has a small penis.

The campaign features young women, an elderly woman and other young men not in the drivers seat wiggling their little fingers in a gesture that implies the speeder is poorly endowed

Speeders have tiny dicks

Gee… if only I could recall whom this brings to mind. Hmm. Nope. Wow. Drawing a blank here.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that

Sorry, there’s been a job search going on and big networking changes at work made the blogging more difficult (well, sorta. I was also burnt out).

But … I’ve got a new job… which will keep me super busy and I’ll be a Very Important Person and all that now, but also requires moving to a whole new area where I figure I’m going to have nothing to do in the evenings except comment about the world. And how hot it is there.

Like, seriously hot.

Have I mentioned it’s hot yet? Because it is. Supposedly. But I trust those in the know. And they say it’s hot. So… hot! Hotty hot hot hot. This kind of hot:

Hot dog

Not Jessica Biel-kind of hawt. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Anyhoo, I’ll be back, bitches. Prepare yourselves.

Things I do not believe in

(though I may have at one time)

Karma
Choosing your own reality
Free will
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Hope

Nothing like having a noveau riche climber obsessed with ostentatious displays of prosperity and having ‘made it’ with one-half your brains and one-third your talent being in a position of gatekeeper to your career. Frustrated? Moi? Ohhh… a tad.

Food Pix and Recipes

Was trying to figure out something interesting to cook and happened upon Tastespotting, which has tons of nice pics of food and recipes on how to make them.

Thought I’d share.

For those using Firefox with Adblock (and probably the Adblock Filterset G Updater), all the images will be blocked unless you remove espotting.com from the domain list.