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and for those that don’t know, here’s Tyrone:

Good times

Youmeme watch!

I found a new-to-me great website – There, I fixed it. It’s awesome. Trust me on this.

Or if you don’t, here’s an example of the human ingenuity you will find therein (this is a special for JCo):

Unfortunate choice of color on the men’s side, but otherwise … fantastic.

Compare and contrast:

v.

But I do, indeed, love Vince’s nuts.

Not a YouMeme, just awesome.

Seriously. I fuckin hate Tolkein.

Here’s some fawkin awesome tube for you

Speaking of first to worst – I caught a rerun of Psych, season one, and was reminded how awesome the show was when it began. The first season is well written, tight, funny, and smart. Sean is likable, Gus has plenty of lines, the cop-psychic interplay is fun, and the pacing is fantastic.

By season three, the protagonist (Sean) is a smarmy asshole, Gus has basically disappeared, product placements are overwhelming the plot, and the show feels stale. Once again, the old adage holds:

In season one, the actors work for the writers
Season two, they work together
By season three, the writers work for the actors

As a case study in this truism, see the behavior of Heigl, Katherine.

Sorry Psych. It was good while it lasted.

this is either the gayest or most heterosexual piece since Chuck Berry’s “My Dingaling”

Can’t decide. Brain aneurysm!

Time to put “fail” in the “dude, where’s my car?” pile.

When Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson testified before the Senate banking committee last month about Paulson’s proposed bailout bill, a demonstrator in the audience held up an 8.5-by-11 piece of paper with one word scrawled on it in block letters: “FAIL.” Earlier in September, Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson was dubbed by some bloggers an “epic fail.” Grist magazine invoked the phrase when John McCain told a Maine TV reporter that Sarah Palin “knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States.” And just last week on the Atlantic’s Web site, Ta-Nehisi Coates found the theory that Bill Ayers ghost-wrote Barack Obama’s memoir so “desperate” he called it an “Epic Fail.”

I can’t believe it took me 30 years to find it. It … defies description so you’re just going to have to watch it yourself.

No, wait. Seriously? They filmed that? It made it past editing and was actually released? Inconceivable!

Update: the song was written by the actresses. Bravo! … but was edited out of the final US cut. Boo!

Christian Bale == Kermit… with photographic evidence

HGTV’s next design star has approximately 1/10th the talent and 1/100th the design skills. Even if the methodology wasn’t screwed up (texting A or B is a blow to the person with B), even if Jen has nothing but matching the demographic of the watchers, I thought the obvious talent disparity on this, the worst of the Design Star seasons was such that the better designer would win.

Oh well.

Matt, you got jobbed.

So the never-had-talent tries to reinvent herself as a country star. It did not go well.

Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin.

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.“

J. Simp, honey, it’s not the singing they were booing. You have to know your audience, and cowboys like to keep that shit on the downlow, know what I’m sayin?