Take the flash quiz/challenge, if you dare.
I don’t know whether I should be proud or ashamed that I got a 100% score. Probably some of both.
They’re just anti-women-having-sex.
That the “pro-life” movement opposes a drug that would actually reduce abortion speaks volumes about their priorities–women who fuck deserve to be punished. Everything else is window dressing.
Pretty much, yeah. (The Bush administration has once again stalled OTC Plan B using specious arguments with no basis in science or reality, and the FDA is now a partisan tool.)
Texas governorator wannabe Rick Perry is a self-hating hypocrite. He’s been stumping for a (Texas) Constitutional amendment to define marriage as between a man and a woman… and has also been outed for having a gay affair. By his wife. With the former (Texas) Secretary of State.
Under the appropriate heading of “Naked City,” the weekly Austin Chronicle became the first media source beyond Internet blogs and ezines to report on the alleged sex scandal involving Republican Texas Governor Rick Perry.
The Feb. 26 story by Michael King mentioned a “support rally” this week at the Governor’s Mansion for Perry under the theme, “It’s OK to Be Gay.” The story mentions the numerous rumors that “the governor’s marriage is in trouble, that his wife Anita has/will/may decide to divorce him, and that the issue is Rick’s alleged infidelity, with one or another member of his administration of undetermined gender.
Look, I’m OK with people being closeted if that’s what they want… but hypocrites, particularly dangerous, hateful hypocrisy of the highest order removes all protections in my book. And you, Perry, need to come to terms with what you are.
I forgot to blog about this when it happened. Just wanted to mention for posterity that we are some sick, bored, motherfuckin monkeys.
You’ll have to excuse me, I need to pour drano in my skull to get the imagery out of my head.
and they cannot lie… you other brothers can deny…
Great, now it’s stuck in my head.
Just picture it. This woman:
has sex with this bloated drug whore:
or as TBogg puts it, imagine “what [Kagan] must look like with Rush’s balls bouncing on [her] chin.”
I vomitted a lot at that, not a little, actually. Ewwwww.
Finally. Never thought I’d say this, but I’m super tired of seeing women’s underwear, particularly the sheeple followers. Fine, if you like ass floss, wear it. If you don’t want a visible panty line (hereafter “VPL”), fine. But for godsakes people, don’t combine the highly-unflattering low-rise jeans with the ass floss.
It was sexy when Aaliyah did it.
That was 1999.
Move. On.
… on second thought, nevermind. I’m fine with seeing the underwear. What was I thinking? I’ll have to turn in my Universal Male badge.
No, wait, I lost it. Tired of the thong-as-fashion thing. Yes, yes I am.
Nelson writes: Willie: note to self; don’t get high with Burt. Burt’s getting all kinds of scary old skinny and demented. Good times, though.
As a string of foes from John McCain to Richard Clarke can attest, Karl Rove has never been shy about using personal attacks for political gain. But as the Valerie Plame scandal rages on, the Bush administration’s in-house bulldog may be forced to endure a taste of his own medicine…
For years, political insiders in the Lone Star State have whispered about Rove’s close friendship with lobbyist Karen Johnson, a never-married, forty-something GOP loyalist from Austin, Texas. The two first became close when Johnson sat on the board of then-Governor George W. Bush’s Business Council over a decade ago. Their friendship reportedly deepened after Bush appointed Johnson—a little-known spokesperson for the Texas Good Roads Association—to a seat on his Transportation Department transition team in 2000. The plum appointment enabled Johnson’s lobbying firm, Infrastructure Solutions, to snare such high-paying clients as Aetna and the City of Laredo. Sources say Johnson now frequently travels between Washington D.C. and Austin, where she frequently appears at Rove’s side at parties and unofficial functions.
Although there is no evidence that their relationship is anything but professional, the close association between the married White House aide and the comely lobbyist has long raised eyebrows in conservative Texas circles. Asked about the pair, a prominent political journalist who has written extensively about Rove says, “I’ve heard the stories, but I would never write about Karl and Karen. If you want to keep your job as a reporter in Texas, you make believe you don’t see them together.”
I’m shocked! Stunned! Dismayed! Say it ain’t so! (kos says it’s so) Flabberghasted!
Of course, on the Rove scale, adultery is approximately 17 millionth on the list of things for which he should be kicked in the balls.
So sez Jim West, mayor of Spokane, who is alleged to have rogered many young boys and used his office as a way to troll for ass.
Spokane Mayor Jim West said he’s found a new relationship with God and has redoubled his effort to manage the city in a new e-mail made public on Friday.
Interesting how “public humiliation” and “felony” lead one right into the arms of “the Lord,” isn’t it? West also said
My private life is my private life
… which is extra humorous since he’s the one supporting legislation that would ban gays from state employment. Self hatred, apparently, knows no bounds, does it Little Roy pt. 4002?
1. I have stopped a behavior I wanted to stop but couldn’t do alone but didn’t know how to ask for help to end. Now I’m sleeping better and am more focused on important things, particularly my job.
Gee, why didn’t the Catholic Church think of this?
let the land rush begin! (other recent TLD approvals are “jobs” and “travel”, both of which seem like really, really stupid TLD ideas. If you’re going to regulate the TLDs at all, those are some fucking stupid choices).
The one fear I have is some sort of content regulation requirement that our new fundamentalist theologic government tries to impose on content providers, where any “adult” or “prurient” material needs to be on the .xxx TLD. I doubt it will happen, but the possiblity for that or something similar exists.
Ladies, stereotypes aside, sometimes men just don’t want to put out. We are not machines.
A Texas woman faces a misdemeanor assault charge for her rough treatment of a man who refused to prolong a recent sex session between the pair. According to the below Travis County Sheriff’s Office affidavit, Jannette Pulido, 23, climbed on top of Frederick Parke and squeezed his genitals after he declined additional trysting.
… which is the nice way of putting…
Jannette then agressively climbed on top of Ben grabbing him by the thrat and stated[sic] “come on fuck me again”. When Ben refused Jannette began verbally abusing Ben and stated the following to him “your[sic] just a looser[sic]“, “you’ll always be a looser[sic]“, “I’m going to cut of[sic] your dick off while your[sic] asleep”, “I’m going to bite off your balls”.
