I love how Trump can’t remember if he’s supposed to call the browns Hispanics or Latinos. #debate
I knew more from how government works at age 7 from Schoolhouse Rocks than GOP presidential nominee knows today. #debate
I’m about to go “extreme vet” my bowels. #debate
Watching Trump is like watching Bart Simpson play Scrabble. Pure steam of consciousness word salad nonsense. #debate
Says the sociopath who lied to start a war and approved torturing prisoners. https://t.co/T9IyK9hDpS
Oh, indiegogo… just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in! indiegogo.com/projects/hush-… https://t.co/WyJj1Tlpw5
Hey, wasn’t Jon Snow supposed to have a massive psychically linked dire wolf hanging about somewhere? Deus ex fail #GoT
90 minutes on hold and then the call drops without any human appear. Excellent work @Cigna!
Actual quote from NFL bcaster OAK-SEA: “I love tight ends. If you have one, it makes your life so much easier…” #ohreally
Just realized Kongos is 2014’s AWOLNATION
Mykonos = gay Disneyland with an Ibiza inferiority complex. #traveltweet
I’m pretty sure this is the first step in the start of the zombie ‘pocalypse. cnn.com/2014/08/01/hea…
I would like to just take this moment to tell the BMI to GFI and the anorexia fetishists who promote BMI as a useful measure to GFT as well.