Hoozat
Title	Quick Description/Evocative of...
Theme from Hoozat  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... a dream, it's a scheme, it's... hoozat? The recurring theme of the Hoozat album (funk/groove)
Rapping Waxodic  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... Rock/Punk. More rock than punk. Probably influenced by the recent run of "garage" bands. Blurb: Catchy and kooky. Destined to be my first radio-friendly unit shifter!
Reliance  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... rock meets funk, let's call it alternagroove. Blurb: White man soul meets QotSA-influenced rawk. Enough bass to shake your booty and the foundations of your house.
Conflicted  OGG  MP3	A song about lovehatelove
Senescence and Peppermint  MP3	Much wailing and gnashing against the dying of the light.

	Free Range Music
Title	Quick Description/Evocative of...
2Fingers (heroin mix)  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... Alterna-ballady. Can't think of any comparisons. Blurb:Mellow, lots of room, 7 minutes, some interesting dynamics, heroin mix is waaay downtempo. More vocal tracks than you can shake a stick at, and some are in tune!
Mic Pre Shootout - SDC and Guitar (distorted)  MP3	Blind comparison/test of a RNP, VTB1, and Mackie VLZPro. Full details in my forum post.
Mic Pre Shootout - SDC and Guitar (clean)  MP3	Blind comparison/test of a RNP, VTB1, and Mackie VLZPro. Full details in my forum post.
Mic Pre Shootout - speaking Vox  MP3	Testing/comparing the RNP, VTB1, Mackie VLZPro in a blind test. Full details available in my forum post
Mic Pre Shootout - Bass DI  MP3	Testing/comparing the RNP, VTB-1, and Mackie VLZPro in a blind test. Full details in my forum post.
Sgt. Pepper Gets By (karaoke)  MP3	It's... the first two songs off of the Sgt. Pepper album Blurb: It rocks, yo. Music only.
Sgt. Pepper Gets By  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... the first two songs off of the Sgt. Pepper album Blurb: It rocks, yo.
Short People (karaoke)  MP3	It's... Randy Newman, fergawdsake. You knew that, right? Blurb: A jazzier/poppier/more energetic take on it, without straying too far from the beaten path. Music only.
Short People  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... Randy Newman, fergawdsake. You knew that, right? Blurb: A jazzier/poppier/more energetic take on it, without straying too far from the beaten path.
Ready (demo)  MP3	It's... Rock/psychadaelia instrumental. Parts of it are very Radiohead-esque Blurb: A song from my Cakewalk days. Some cool spaceship sounds.
Indecision (demo)  MP3	It's... an Alterna Ballad. Think: non-lame Poison meets Alice in Chains Blurb: Jazzy/psychadaelia and acoustic based. Not half-bad for being one of my Cakewalk (psuedo drum and psuedo bass) songs.
Marmalade (demo)  MP3	It's... a groove instrumental. See nu Marmalade for details. Blurb: This is one of my Cakewalk songs, so it's best used as comparison v. n? Marmalade. Still, fun, groovy tune.
Fake Plastic Trees  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... a Radiohead cover. Blurb: It's a slow, beautiful song. No sample, but if you want to hear just-chris-and-his-acoustic this one is for you.
New Kind of Kick  OGG  MP3  Sample MP3  FLAC	It's... a Cramps cover song; early 80s rock/punk. Blurb: this is way better than the Jesus and Mary Chain version

 

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Purchasing. If you would like to purchase The Return of the Blue Mushroom, it is $9.99 + shipping costs and may be purchased by clicking on the "buy" button to the right. If you would prefer to not go through PayPal, you may also buy the album from cdbaby, indielaunch, and mp3.com. Since all of those sites take a significant chunk out, the price will be a bit higher there. What you get with the CD is the jewel box and included artwork, and a nice-looking CD. If you would like to order multiple copies you may do so via PayPal or mail me and we can arrange something to our mutual satisfaction. Donations. (AKA, Why Pay for the Cow If the Milk is Free?) Mondegreen music is free for download. I do, however, gratefully and humbly accept any donations you might wish to bestow for my hard work and, one would hope, artistry. If you do choose to donate, there is no minimum required amount and I wouldn't even begin to try to suggest a desired range, although I believe the minimum amount PayPal will accept is a penny. Give what you think the music is worth. Until alternate methods are arranged, donations will be through PayPal. I also have a c2it account, mail me if you would prefer that route (they don't have a donation system, so I can't make a button for it here). Amazon charges a hefty tax so I won't be using their service, but if you know of any others please mail me. If you want to do this the old fashioned way, mail me and I'll send you my snail mail address. Please note, donations are different than album purchases, and this particular button is simply the electronic equivalent of tossing coins into the cup/open guitar case/monkey paw. I thank you very much for any donation you may make. Don't have PayPal? You get a $5 credit just for signing up. Better yet, if you sign up using me as a referral, I get a $5 credit as well. We both win! Sweet. Don't want to send money? Send a postcard!

Unless otherwise noted, all of the songs listed here are entirely the work (read: fault) of Chris: all composition, arranging, production, and performance (yes, even the drums). Thanks go to everyone who made me what I am and these songs what they are. Y'all rock.

All of my work is released under the Open Audio License, version 1.0.1 (or later, if it is modified in the future). In a nutshell, this means you are free to access, copy, distribute, modify, create derivative works from, and publicly perform my songs using any medium or format, provided that Original Author (that's me) attribution be included with any copies distributed or public performances of the work, as well as any derivative works based on my songs. So:

About the Samples: In the interests of allowing those with little patience or little bandwidth to test drive my songs before downloading the full version, I've made some samples of the recordings (as a side benefit, I have enough bandwidth to stream a grand total of one at a time. Hooray). The samples contain selected portions of the main song; enough to get the gist of the full piece (generally including major structural changes to the songs and other interesting points). All were encoded with LAME at 128kbps and have been edited down to 1:30, plus or minus :15 (mostly minus). The full songs have been encoded with significantly higher quality (or no loss at all with the .shn files), so if you enjoy the sample, I encourage you to grab the full version. Don't forget to give me some feedback if you like/don't like my music.

Two final notes: one, if you like any of these or have any feedback you'd like to give, feel free to mail me (good, bad, whatever); and two (I'll repeat), if you are trying to listen to the mp3's in streaming format, you are going to be sorely disappointed - my upload speed is 220kbps (effective), the mp3s are encoded at 256kbps. It's not pretty... so download rather than stream them.

To see my song diaries, notes, miniblogs, and other insane ramblings, turn on Full Disclosure